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THE LINEUP

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we have high standards

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VEGAN
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GLUTEN-FREE
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REAL FRUIT
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NO ALCOHOL
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MN GROWN HEMP

Order your new favorite beverage & get it delivered to your door.

Berry nice to meet you. Enjoy flavors of blueberry, raspberry and a hint of hibiscus. Nothing sh*tty here - made with real fruit, pressed hibiscus leaves, and real cane sugar (but not too much sugar, you know). This lightly carbonated tonic takes us right to the beach, or maybe a clean house, or an after-work deep breath. Mmmmm.

Berry Hibiscus comes in high or low dose options, both with high flavor. Whether you want to really feel the effects with our high dose (5 mg) can (or a few), or lightly enjoy with our low-dose (3 mg) can, we have an option for everyone.

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Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Okay you might find it funny after you've had one of these. Bursting with flavor is our blood orange, with pressed blood oranges, natural cane sugar (again, not to much sugar) and bubbles to ignite your taste buds.

Blood Orange comes in high or low dose options, both with high flavor. Whether you want to really feel the effects with our 5 mg high-dose can (or a few), or lightly enjoy with our low-dose (3 mg) can, we have an option for everyone.

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Not just for pesto. Your tastebuds will explode with our strawberry basil flavor. Made with real strawberries and pressed basil leaves and the combination of the two is just magical. Perfect for after work, after the kids go to bed, or to make you the hero at your next gathering (if you're confused we're saying you have to bring a 4-pack) .

Strawberry Basil comes in high or low dose options, both with high flavor. Whether you want to really feel the effects with our high dose (5 mg) can (or a few), or lightly enjoy with our low dose (3 mg) can, we have an option for everyone.

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THE BENEFITS ARE ENDLESS

You have entered the no hangover zone. Complete with no regrets, no gut rot, no WTF did I do and none of those long-term effects alcohol has on your body. To be honest, alcohol doesn't really deserve this spotlight, so just keep reading to understand how our tonic is the right choice...

Health

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May help with pain reduction
May  make you love Dave
May lessen Anxiety
May help with Epilepsy, Glaucoma, PTSD
May reduce nausea 
May increase sleep

Mental

May decrease anxiety symptoms
May encourage relaxation
May give you a sense of calm
May provoke profound thoughts

Social

May increase relaxation
May decrease anxiety and social anxiety
May increase sociability
May enhance appreciation for family and friends

Physical