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Made in Minnesota, by Minnesotans.

high, here's a little about us.


Founded on the principles of hard work, cold lakes, and sunny summers... Crooked Beverage Company was formed by 5 from the cold north to bring flavor, compliance, experience, and the perfect high to a chaotic market.

We crafted our sparkling tonic as a low-calorie alternative for a world that is tired of the hangover. For a world that wants to feel good during (& after) the buzz has worn off. For a world that wants a cannabis infused product that feels familiar safe, and a little crooked.


We're not your average functional beverage. Let’s get highdrated.


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One of us founded and sold one of the nation's largest cannabis delivery companies and designs Crooked undies (& other Crooked apparel) when stressed.

One of us was the house majority leader for Minnesota and is currently leading the team in office treat consumption. & has never been seen in a hoodie or t-shirt?

One of us was a CFO of a fortune 500 company for 12 years and has been promoted to Crooked warehouse manager, plus is our #1 consumer.

One of us founded a streetwear apparel brand with collabs with celebs & professional sports teams & if we can't find him he's probably on the green. 

One of us is a marketing genius that acquired more than 240,000 cannabis consumers & kept them... also has a weird obsession with teal and had to paint an office wall.

One of us founded one of the nation's largest logistics technology companies and likes to drive barefoot.

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