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High, nice to meet you.

Life just got a little more spritely in the land of 10,000 lakes. Crooked Beverage was founded on the warm principles of midwest ethics, cold lakes, and warm summers. Here to bring a little love, flavor, and goodness to a world that is tired of the hangover. 

 

Let’s get highdrated.

PRE-ORDERS BEGIN MARCH 10, 2023!

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Microdosed for the perfect effect

Here's a first peak at our flavor line up.

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85

Calories

3 mg

of THC & CBD 

*low dose

0

hangovers

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85

Calories

5 mg

of THC & CBD 

*high dose

0

hangovers

COMING FALL 2023
Cannabis-infused Cider

with Minnesota made honey crisp apples.

100

Calories

5

grams of sugar

3-5 mg

of THC & CBD 

*low dose and high dose options

0

hangovers

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