high, nice to meet you.
Life just got a little more spritely in the land of 10,000 lakes. Crooked Beverage was founded on the warm principles of midwest ethics, cold lakes, and warm summers. Here to bring a little love, flavor, and goodness to a world that is tired of the hangover.
Let’s get highdrated.
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Research supports a number of potential health benefits of thc beverages. We crafted our sparkling tonic as an alternative to the alcoholic beverage that has left us in the dark. We're the drink that comes with benefits & a good morning
stop feeling like crap the day after, bye hangovers!
relax and feel good, like a bubble bath in your brain.
low calorie, low sugar, & made with real fruit (yasss!)
try it after a workout or if you have minor aches and pains
feel the perfect effect quickly, get a little crooked