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High, nice to meet you.
Life just got a little more spritely in the land of 10,000 lakes. Crooked Beverage was founded on the warm principles of midwest ethics, cold lakes, and warm summers. Here to bring a little love, flavor, and goodness to a world that is tired of the hangover.
Let’s get highdrated.
PRE-ORDERS BEGIN MARCH 10, 2023!
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Microdosed for the perfect effect
Here's a first peak at our flavor line up.






85
Calories
3 mg
of THC & CBD
*low dose
0
hangovers






85
Calories
5 mg
of THC & CBD
*high dose
0
hangovers
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